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Flatleaver

A person who only is hanging out with a group of "friends", purely to partake in smoking marijuana. This person will leave as soon as the activity is over, and has absolutely no intention of returning the favor, or staying to chill. they generally do not appreciate thanks.
Billy was here earlier, he left as soon as the blunt was over. What a flatleaver.
by XYZLA September 5, 2009
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flatterrassed

When your seemingly embarrassing actions actually result in a form of flattery.
As an emotion: After getting annihilated at the Atlantis casino in the Bahamas, pictures of my drunken face became Conway's profile pic ... needless to say I was flatterrassed.

As an action: While dancing like a maniac on the booze cruise, I tried to drop it like's its hot, instead lost my balance and totally flatterrassed on the boat deck.
by MayGu March 6, 2010
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flatulence of CGI

An excessive amount of CGI in a movie, TV, or other program, To the point where the movie is more about the CGI than the plot line.
by creapyd July 27, 2010
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flatterbate

Masturbating to sth. in order to flatter or praise it. The desire to applaud in the most manliest of fashions.

That (movie/song/person/book/place/pizza) made me want to masturbate to it, because I wish to flatter it.
1. Did you see Jamie Foxx's performance in the Soloist? What a fine movie like that part when they were in the hood and it all had this green tint that was awesome, I can't wait to go home and FLATTERBATE to it.

2. I'd have FLATTERBATEd after Inception but it blew my dick away! I could not find my dick so could not FLATTERBATE!

3. That pizza was so good I just have to FLATTERBATE later.

4. Can I FLATTERBATE to your Mom? She's had a hard day and I seriously find her worthy. She looks like Ginger Spice from critically acclaimed pop group "Spice Girls" so I don't think it's weird, do you?
by Rick Stanning January 15, 2011
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Flatte

The perfect drink for friends who insist that they HATE latte's and can only drink flat whites.... Or was it that they HATE flat-white's and can only drink latte's? Either way, it's a cross between a flat white or a latte - which look and taste the fucking same anyway.

* The flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra... The same fucking thing, commonly utilised by Mamils.
"Thanks for my latte, I HATE flat-white's"!
"It's a flatte - jerk"...
by Channybangbang February 22, 2011
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Flatties

Girls or women that very little to no titties.
I don't like the big chested girls anymore; I desire the big butted flatties now.
by Flatties pho lyphe July 19, 2012
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flatterize

to be flatterized
I flatterized her so hard that she thought it was Valentine's Day!
by Stud Hilsy September 20, 2012
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