flabjacks

sacky,flabby dangeling breasts

well sure that chick IS very pretty, but just look a those sad flabjacks! thats a damn shame

by Rumleskaft January 16, 2011

Flabjacking

When two (2) or more obese individuals engage in coitus.

Angus and Gertrude were flabjacking all night so I couldn't get any sleep.

by skitz1o1 March 11, 2011

FlashQuacks

FlashQuacks occur in Ducks that have fought in the Goose Duck War

Person 1: Hey look at that Ducks face
Person2: oh that duck is having FlashQuacks
Person 1: You mean Flashbacks

Person 2: Nope

by NotDuckBtw January 27, 2020

Flapjack

When a guy doesn’t want to take off his underwear to have sex so he pulls his penis out through the flap instead.

It’s so cold. Do you mind if I keep my briefs on?

No problem baby, gimme that flapjack.

by F00mp November 17, 2020

FlakJackt

1) Poop fart fart fart.

2) Poop fart fart hrgggnnnh i farted.

3) Poop fart.

4) Discord user.

"You are FlakJackt."

by Jobungio Wabungoo May 31, 2021

serbian flapjack

When a man with an uncircumcised flacid penis smacks a woman in the face with his said penis

She just got whacked in the face with a Serbian Flapjack

by Mattallica January 21, 2017

golden flapjack

A sex act involving urination and the pouring of syrup over one's chest. See also: golden shower

Last night, she gave me a golden flapjack!

by almasty September 2, 2020