Flapper wagon

An uncircumcised penis that gets jerked off to the point of climax and you leave the semen in the uncircumcised flaps.

Klinton has a nice flapper wagon!

Did you see his flapper wagon? It really held his cum.

by Pandaassassin1 May 6, 2021

Sappy Fappy

A sappy fappy is a very sad fap in which a penis-owning person goes to jerk it but then proceeds to cry immediately afterwards because they feel shame from God (( or they just lost their partner and are sad they had to do that themselves )).

The King of the sappy fappy is Ben Harmon from AHS: Murder House who often cries after masturbating, thinking about his broken family.

Guy 1: Yeah man my girl just dumped me and now I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Guy 2: Bro, just go have a sappy fappy and cry it out.

by gerardwayluver November 11, 2022

Floppy Glock

Floppy Glock is a term used to describe how fast a school shooters gun is moving. The shooter is moving so fast and popping so many caps in asses that the gun looks rubbery and is moving frantically as fellow student are being capped

Nick shot the school up on Monday and he was popping shots so fast he had a floppy Glock

by BenSpankin May 17, 2017

raven flapping

The act of cawing and flapping your arms like a raven while penetrating a female (or male) in the ass. It is key to caw louder the deeper you go to achieve maximum raven flapping. After you have blown your raven load you position the female (or male) on all fours and “peck” your semen out of their ass, letting out a loud raven-like coo after swallowing.

Rob was raven flapping the shit out of her last night after that big wedding. Thomas looked on in admiration and slight jealousy.

by Fisty bro 1 September 29, 2018

stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.

That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

flip floppy

switches back and forth:one way then turn around and act a different way:fake

Man that qirl t flip floppy she one way then turn around and act different

by Mhee Mhee October 22, 2010

flarpy blunderguff

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

by C.M.fan January 23, 2014