funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy

Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange

by Certy curt May 3, 2020

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flange flaring

The female version of “man-spreading”

“Fuckin look at that entitled Karen over there taking up all that room, flange flaring. Put ya legs together, no one needs a minge being aired out on public transport”

by ChampagneSupanova September 4, 2023

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Flange bat

Female flailer

The flange bat made a mess of the living room in 10 minutes.
(see the word flange as it means cunt in your dictionary)

by Betty Beefcake April 30, 2024

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BEEF FLANGE

A smelly, juicy, rotten, plumptious, soggy, veiny, haemorrhoid filled, spoilt, mouldy, blue, spotty vaj.

Ur nan has got a beef flange.

by Bum your nan October 11, 2020

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slapped flange

To sport a unhappy expression on one’s face is to wear a face like a slapped flange 🙁

Did you see You that moody git on tv, he had a face like a slapped flange.

by therealslimshaney72 September 25, 2017

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A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.

I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.

by pipesucker May 8, 2018

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