A Flaco is someone with the biggest heart. They will always put others first and do their best to make you happy. A Flaco is sexy and a superman in their own right. Don’t let the Spanish meaning confuse you, they are most definitely not skinny, in any way…They will never let you down and are fiercely protective! Flaco’s do not lose their temper easily but once they are pushed to their limits you should run! However, Never stand behind a Flaco you will be in a gas firing zone….
They are incredibly talented and are able to achieve anything and everything, even if they have never done it before. They will make the most amazing Dad’s and their creativity is endless! I wish I had a Flaco, Everyone needs the love from a Flaco…
They are incredibly talented and are able to achieve anything and everything, even if they have never done it before. They will make the most amazing Dad’s and their creativity is endless! I wish I had a Flaco, Everyone needs the love from a Flaco…
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When a "cracker"that's on the "flacka"prefurrs his lung chedder over 3cent store bought chewing gum cause he to broke, so thick lung pus chedder is the chew to chew and swallowable and returns for free HE SAY HE CANT BEAT THAT...
HEY CRACKER GOT ANY MORE OF THAT GUM FLACKA'CRACKER??...What gum????I gots my FLACKA'CRACKERGUM BRUH WANTS SOME?open up!!!
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No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.
1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”
2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.
3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”
Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”
Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”
Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”
Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.
No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
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Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.
Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.
Like working our Joe Flacco to be your QB and seeing how things turn out.
Made popular by the radio show/podcast common man and t-bone.
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