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grinch's finger

A large, maybe deformed green chilli from a Fish and Chip Shop, usually asked for when buying kebab meat
Buying a kebab and asking for a green chilli, then opening the box and screaming "OH MY GOD ITS A GRINCH'S FINGER!" Then laughing hysterically

"I asked for a Grinch's finger and the mans face was priceless"
by The Grinch's Finger December 28, 2013
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Fidgetsexual

Who ever made up this sexuality deserves to r0t in h€11
S/n: I’m fidgetsexual!
M/n: Oh g*d no
by Keroppi_Ribbit<3 February 7, 2021
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razor finger

when a person sharpens thier fingernail and proceeds to violently finger a girl. Can be performed girl on girl or heterosexually.
"Sure the scabs are really irritating, but that razor finger sure was worth it."
by Perri O'key May 18, 2010
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Hermann Fegelein

An incredibly sexy 104 year German Nazi General. It was thought he was killed during Adolf Hitler's downfall, but he has recently re-emerged and hasn't aged a day!

He claims he figured out time travel and that is why he has not aged, however there is some speculation that he is actually a zombie.

Hermann Fegelein despite being from the past is up to date with all the current technologies and even has his own Facebook account! He has also married the incredibly sexy and desirable Rellik Uzi, since his former wife Gretl Fegelein died in 1987.
by Rellik Uzi August 27, 2010
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3 finger salute

When you perform the sexual act of "the shocker" on a military wife.
Bruce: "Wow, did Mary just come back from Greece."
James: "Yeah, I gave her the ol' 3 finger salute as a welcoming gift."
by TheMagicKevino February 20, 2015
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FFF (Finger Free February)

It’s a challange for females. In this challange girls/women CANNOT masturbate for the whole month of february.
-Female version of NNN (no nut november)
by marselius December 30, 2018
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Dookie Finger

A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
by keifermail August 14, 2009
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