K-Fisher

Rosie O'Donnel doppelganger, or O'Donnelganger. Symptoms may include: Pseudologia fantastica, narcissism, linebacker build, cabbage patch head, ballchinia, being a mooch, and loving anal sex. If you think you may suffer from Kristin fisher, please contact your local "I don't give a fuckness" and induce vomiting as soon as possible. Possible side effects may include, but are not limited to: high blood pressure, gleeful thoughts of murder, aborting the stupid, oh god why, rather having A.I.D.S., and consistently combining the words "curb" and "stomp."

My K-Fisher is acting up. I better kill myself.

by Them Satans June 19, 2014

Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

scott fischer

A local PA dude who somehow manages to know everybody. This man has big dreams of driving off into the abyss on his custom Harley. Scott claims he’s an iconic hunter, yet only has two to his name. You’ll often find him in his natural habitat: crashed on the couch, beer in hand, drifting off into the misty, distant future. Voted class stud, this fella is a local legend. Catch Scott at a local bar near you.

You wish you were Scott Fischer.

by Butterbaconbeer December 24, 2018

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

sal1y.fisher

The best most handsome and gorgeous cosplayer on all of tok tok. Also known as; alpha and baddie. <33

Ex: " I love sal1y.fisher so much he makes my day!"

by C0c0nutB0ba July 11, 2021

alaskan ice fisherman

When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.

Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.

by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017