Cock Festival

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

Diarrhea-fest

An event that was highly anticipated but wound up being a complete waste of time. If you see more than one Ed Hardy shirt at a single location, you are definitely at a diarrhea-fest.

I went to see my friend's band, but had to sit through an experimental noise outfit and a Yes cover band before they played. What a diarrhea-fest.

by MissAnnaJoy November 4, 2009

festival of fights

name for any holiday celebrated by a dysfunctional family

Paul was not looking forward to leaving college to head back home to be with his family for the festival of fights

by sheila in the car November 26, 2010

bore fest

If something is really boring

"This is a complete bore fest"

or could even just be said:
Guy 1 "Bore fest"
Guy 2 "Definately"

by PikiePoo July 7, 2008

Nig Fest

A large, hysteric conglomeration of Niggers, resembling a common scene in such movies as "Tarzan" and "The Cookout".

"Hey Charles, are you going to be attending Jamal's party tomorrow night?" asked James. "No, I hear it's going to be a total nig fest."

by Kenny Karl Kirkland III January 13, 2006

The Fest

A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Warped Tour, 40 times less commercialized.

Person 1: I can't wait to go to the fest!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?

by btmindustry July 19, 2009

Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010