Floating island of garbage

Puerto Rico according to Tony Hinchcliffe.

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

by nb21-rz2k October 31, 2024

Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Fellating the Cheeto

An wavering devotion to the Orange Man in the White House, characterized by fawning, sycophantic rhetoric, and bruises on thebknees.

Donald was surprised the gayhered admirals and generals weren't fellating the Cheeto when we walked onstage.

by TruckFumpism October 1, 2025

floating

A word with some very different uses and feeling associated with the action of floating
One of either

1) a state of mind where one feels like they're half dreaming or is existing slightly outside the moment, semi-detached from reality.

2) one is going along with the flow/what happens around them or doing actions and experiencing moments without thinking or fully knowing what's going on.

"I've not been paying attention I'm just floating"
"I'm just going to float this holiday"

by leam ooblek January 5, 2026

The Floating Rock

The ideal Christmas Gift. (does nothing productive)

Yours for £200 only at shittygifts.com!

by The one who speaks the truth February 3, 2004

high-floating

bombastic; high-falutin’.

Your write-up is full of high-floating words.

by uttam maharjan October 2, 2011

Boat floating

When you’ve been drinking the night before , then you wake up and have one drink and get fucked up.

We went so hard last night, this mimosas got me boat floating.

by Yololit July 20, 2019