Fart

A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles.

person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?

person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D

by Blue_Sky555 August 09, 2012

Fart

Smelly wind that comes from your asshole. Sometimes can make noise

Girlfriend: ew what’s that smell?!
Boyfriend: sorry I farted

by Purplepeepee August 20, 2020

The farts

A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).

I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.

by Aquemini May 31, 2015

Fart

The true embodyment of human comedy. Everybody finds them funny no exceptions.

Person 1: "fart"
Person 2: "haha"

by Cunt Turd July 03, 2021

Fart

To spray someone with your scent, thus a way of sharing a bond with that person.

He just blew a fart!

Meaning: He likes her and wants to attract her through olfactory enticement.

by Sunny Prince August 19, 2016

to fart or not to fart

Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous

I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home

by gasshole October 26, 2011

Fart

Used to describe the sound a turd makes while honking to come out.

Fart

by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022