Restrict my airflow, father

It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink

"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"

by -aYo hItMaN BAnG InTroDuCeS-- April 29, 2019

High Fructose Corn Syrup Father

A high-fructose corn syrup father is the politically correct version of a (finger quote) "Sugar Daddy". The high-fructose corn syrup father is in many ways superior to that of a sugar daddy. One of the most defining differences is the FACT that cane sugar is a more expensive food and beverage additive that can be easily substituted for the less-expensive high-fructose corn syrup food and beverage additive, while retaining the desired effect of sweetening. Thus, a high-fructose corn syrup father is more cost-efficient, it produces a higher profit margin.

Ugly friend: Hey, Anna Nicole, how come you are hooking up with Howard Marshall, who is 63 years your senior?
Gold-digging prostitute: cuz i want him to be my High Fructose Corn Syrup Father. gargle gargle

by JeffJonezZz July 31, 2009

Fatherly Farts

When dads fart in a cheesy-funny way in order to embarrass children

Father- Hey, pull my finger!
Kid- DAD!!! Fatherly Farts again!?!?!?

by TheAntiItGirl April 3, 2010

Father Beading

Watching Porn on a public train. Named after a priest caught watching child pornography on a train.

Stephen: While on the train I was Father Beading for a while.

Joe: Nasty...

by LilAW June 8, 2011

feather nazi

Someone who's an eager proponent of portraying dinosaurs with feathers.

That feather nazi chewed me out for not drawing T-Rex with feathers

by aira413 July 6, 2017

Father Murtagh

A very holy man who is the most known priest in the Dunleer parish. He has a lot of altar servers. It was very scary when he came in to do confessions in primary school.

Father Murtagh said hello to me after mass today

by Steffochan15 March 7, 2020

fatherchod

Literally "father fucker". Based on the popular south-Asian expletive madarchod meaning motherfucker.

Rakesh threw his poop all over the toilet again. He's a real fatherchod.

by chodarbilla March 27, 2020