fetal facial

Ejaculating inside a woman's vagina while she is pregnant so that the developing fetus is coated.

"I gave that kid a fetal facial every day for nine months!"

by BubBLeB0y August 3, 2006

Fack

1. A deliberate mispronunciation of the word "fuck" with the hopes of the user being assumed as uniquely gifted and proactive in the language arts.

I sat on facking gum on the bus on the way to work at Toy's R Us.

by daimler December 4, 2003

facarpetride

to give someone a magic carpet ride by means of the face

dude, your girlfriend gives the best facarpetrides

by Dark Mono May 15, 2007

Facial discrimination

1. The act of judging/categorising someone, based on their face.
2. Teasing the formation of someone's face in a judgemental fashion.

Bully: oi your nose should be around 0.362 millimetres to the left!
Victim: Wow stop looking at me so closely pervert, ooh and that's facial discrimination (thanks pengueleon for that new word you're so cool and you should get word of the week.)

by Pengueleon June 11, 2016

German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

poop facial

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

by Silfmiester May 24, 2009

The Alpha-Bitch Facade

A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade is a girl who acts like a bad-ass Online, when, realy, she's a sad little mouse in real life. She creates the illusion of being straight-foreword, brutally "honest", bitchy, snarky, fourth-right and having a take-no-prisoners kind of attitude towards anyone and everyone they don't like or agree with. Basically, she creates an Online personality that is nothing like herself in real life. Any girl using this rediculous front tends to use icons that depict aggressiveness in herself, like using the words "Alpha-Bitch" in said icons. Here is a list of REAL charictaristics a chick may have when she's put up The Alpha-Bitch Facade:
- was picked on in school.
- Continues to be bitter about being picked on in school, even though it was 10-20 years ago.
- Is easily embarrassed and therefore has allot of pent-up frustrations from ages ago.
- Tends to be chubby or all-out fat; but if they lost weight, they'll either make fun of people who still are fat or deny that they ever were fat, or both.
- Tend to be "hard core" feminists.
- Despite being a feminist, this chick seems to think all other women are either stupid or weak.
- Are sometimes accute Britishism Whores, acting allot more worldly than they actually are.
- Refuses to admit they're wrong and seem to believe everyone wants to know their opinion.
- Want to be like the character they created online, but simply don't have the balls.
- Are actually cowards.
A girl with The Alpha-Bitch Facade claims allot of shit in their Live Journals: they claim they're tougher than they really are and more oftin than not, what ever they claim they SAID in any given situation, they only THOUGHT.
If caught being a hypocrite, a girl like this will say something like, "Hey, I already admitted I'm a hypocrite and a bitch, get over it!" As if this excuses the fact that she's a hypocrite and a bitch. They tend to believe that, if they said it first, they have lisence to be that way and no one can call them on it.
Basically:
Online = pissy, assertive, confident bitch.
Real World = sniveling, bitter coward.
Any chick with The Alpha-Bitch Facade would probably - no - she would definitely shit herself if she met a person on the street that she mouthed-off to Online.

Girl with The Alpha-Bitch-Facade: look, it's like this... my dog is fine most of the time, but won't tollerate other bitches on her turf. I'm the same way: I can tollerate most other women, but if another alpha female comes around, I'll rip her face off. So get out of the way you slow fat bitch!!!!

Real Person: oh, shut the fuck up, you stupid hypocrite; everyone knows you're just some bitter Trekkie. You're using The Alpha-Bitch Facade to make people think you're actually worth a shit.

Alpha-Bitch Facade: I'll say whatever the fuck I want! If I saw you on the street, I'd beat the shit out of you!

Real Person: you're in luck! I happen to know where you work and I'll be more than willing to drop by this evening and meet you in the parking lot....

Alpha-Bitch Facade:
*blubbers uncontrollably before quitting her job and moving*

by Peaseblossom85 September 21, 2008