gayest gay to ever gay

someone who is very gay

I always knew Ricky Martin was the gayest gay to ever gay, but none of my friends believed me.

by queen of ontd July 8, 2010

Evelina

Evelina is the most amazing girl i have ever met and there in no one like her. She is more beautiful than any girl imaginable! She's a Polish girl with gorgeous green eyes :) She has perfect blonde hair, and a perfect fit dancers body! She's so nice and a great friend. She is soo cute! Just being with her will make you happy :) She can always make your day better! She deserves the greatest guy out there! She is very funny and it's not only because of her blonde clumsiness :p Her smile makes my heart melt, even from a mile away! :) She is an angel in my eyes and she is my best friend! :) <3

there is no example of Evelina, she is the one and only :) <3

by guess :$ September 17, 2011

worst pain ever

This sensation is best experienced by using the following method:

For males:
1: Take one long, glass, drink-stirring rod
2: Insert drink-stirring rod into urethra
3: Smash penis repeatedly with mallet, book, fist or other hard object; causing the glass rod to shatter and impale your penis from the inside out.

For females:
1: Take one incandescent lightbulb
2: Insert bulb into vagina, anus, or both
3: Jump off small ledge in such a way that you land straddling a hard wooden structure, causing the lightbulb(s) to shatter inside of your vagina and/or anus.

Dave: "Ready Tom?"
Tom: "I really don't know about this...are you sure it'll make me cum harder than ever?"
Dave: "Yeah, something like that..." (Hits Tom's penis repeatedly with a box of ice cream sandwhiches).
Tom: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"

Shelly: "Dave, are you sure this will make me cum for a solid 5 minutes?"
Dave: Yeah, something like that..." (Pushes Shelly off small ledge onto wooden A-frame).
Shelly: "OH MY FUCKING GOD WORST PAIN EVER!"
Dave: "I'm a douchebag...I need a new hobby".

by Babies September 13, 2006

worst pain ever

Men: Being kicked in the balls!
Woman: Giving birth!
Some men: Knowing its your baby!

Lucy kicked Frank'o in the balls while giving birth to frank'os son!

That's the worst pain ever!

by shaun gardner October 4, 2006

The Only Things You Will Ever Need To Say To Your Teachers

If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.

- No.

- Yes.

- I dunno.

- Can I go to the bathroom?

Use it in the right context and you're saved!

"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"

"Yes."

"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"

"I dunno."

"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"

"No."

"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004

Everlost

When one has found themselves hopelessly lost in an unfamiliar place.

"Hey guys. Sorry I'm late. Pulled an everlost"

by Chompie January 21, 2009

Eveline

She is the most wounderfull girl You Will ever met. Her eyes is Deep as the Atlantic and her long hair just makes You fall straight in Love. Eveline is funny, really funny. She Will Always make You smile and laugh. She is tall and smart also and a pretty dirty minded person. She Will defenetely make You happy in bed. Eveline is well know for her creative side and wants to test new things and positions. She Will make you horny af so Hold the horses.

Eveline äger

by I am a random person You know December 13, 2016