European Hot Pocket 

when you take a dump in saran rap (note: don't rap it up to tight) and slide it into a girls, pussy while she is sleeping. As she sleeps she is likely to move around and eventual(unless she is a complete slut, close her legs. At this time the saran rap should pop exposing the pooh and allowing for a long nights stew. In the morning, when she wakes up make sure Your around so you can yell "European Hot Pocket"... Talk about stinky vagina!!!!!!

for an April fools joke tom decide to give his girl friend Sammy an European Hot Pocket. she awoke to a slimy, stinky vag.

European Hot Pocket by Newfy1995 June 1, 2010

european union 

Now come on guys, only 7 entries to define the Common Market?
The 'union' is purely a business thing in order to sell stuff more easily. If anyone thinks it is anything other than an extension of ronald mcdonald type hegemony then you need to watch a lot more Simpsons, South Park and Steve Bell.

My grandchild has a a portuguese mother, an english father and she was born in france. Eventually the portuguese authorities will give her a passport but this will take up to four months. Meantime she cannot travel and we cannot see her. So where is the 'european union' in that? I have to say that the quicker this charade called 'democracy', with which the rich and powerful dazzle us, is exposed as a money making lie, the better.

european union by starfish steve July 20, 2008

European Ropeswing 

When someone has ridiculously long pubic hair, and you swing underneath them whilst holding onto their pubes.

"Dude! Jenna TOTALLY let me give her a european ropeswing last night!"

"Man, her pubes were so long that I could have done a european ropeswing!"

European Ropeswing by Justaperson16 March 22, 2012

European Jungle Shark

A ritual where four naked men lock arms and spin around in a circle while peeing/ejaculating on a sole female in the middle.

Yesterday, Jeremy, Joseph, Johnny, and I, European Jungle Sharked all over Stacy.

European Jungle Shark by All of them... January 3, 2022

European Burger 

When a man and two women in and/or from the continent of Europe engage in the sexual act of placing the male's penis between the women's vaginas. The women then begin to scissor, stimulating both the male and themselves. Sauce optional.

Girl #1: I'm so hungry, but I'm on a diet!

Girl #2: How about a European Burger?

Girl #1: What's that?

Girl #2: Well, it's really filling, I'll tell you that much...

European Burger by thegoodgero June 24, 2011

European Union 

To quote a Star Wars character, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Originally designed to unite Europe, this organisation has mutated into a corrupt gang of power-hungry, democracy-hating con-artists who want to live like princes and be accountable to no-one. They employ people like Lord Neil Kinnock (so-called socialist who lost two elections in a row), and Norman Lamont (useless chancellor who sunk the UK into recession). Now they have complete control over the UK (thanks to our treacherous selfish government who know a gravy train when they see one) they'll be accomplishing what a certain Austrian painter set out to do seventy years ago.

Hitler: "Damn and blast! Why didn't I just wait until the forming of the European Union! I could be ruling england and all of Europe by now!"

European Union by Stormsworder October 16, 2008

European Union 

The heavily euphamistic name for what is actually the "Greater European Reich".
Adolf Hitler's dream of Europe, dictated to from Berlin, which came into its current form following the 1993 surrender of fourteen states, as signed at Maastricht. Now further countries are being added through invasion. The victorious master race lives on! Heil Hitler!

The EU controls nearly every aspect of UK law, from food production to VAT. It has laws that so far have seen several journalists and EU civil servants prosecuted and jailed, merely because they tried to defend their right to freedom of speech. This is in fact now only a "temporary privilige" that can be removed at any time, for any reason. They have also placed one EU civil servant under house arrest after she exposed the EU accounting fraud scams.(See Maastrich Treaty for details).

European Union by gremlin February 23, 2005