Eli

A dick

Elis a fucking dick

by DaddyYESPLEASE December 21, 2017

Eli

A gay kid who dates that thot at school and ends up going to her cousins house and yells ooga booga

Hey eli i hears u had fun with your sister

by Jpzilla 13 July 29, 2018

Eli

Back stabbing lier. Worthless piece of shit.
Who dates men.

"well he just elied to me"

by Flowerx0xx October 24, 2008

Eli

Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.

Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"

by emily321 March 27, 2009

Eli

Big Jew, Big Nose

Bro, look at Eli hes a penny pinching Jew

by KeefCatcher February 20, 2009

Eli

Cock sucking motherfucking gay ass nigga

eli's gay

by Jack & Aiden November 26, 2019

Eli

Wow this guy is the bomb! Eli is a puki (cutiepie) and always there for a hug. Love this guy so much, Eli is the best mate you could have, always has time for you and never disses anyone. Eli is cool, funny and of course loves anime and has the ability to make you like anime too even if you never liked it before!! Eli is loving and kind but can be shy too. If you find an Eli, grab him and never let him go, they are one of a kind. Eli love their families especially their mum and will always have your back. Eli can be too good good looking, always are loyal and rarely get mad so to have a full life make sure you have an Eli in it.

Man I could really use a great mate right now, anyone know an Eli?

P1: What you don't know an Eli?
P2: No I haven't met one yet.
P1: Aw man, I'm so sorry, your life must be incomplete.

Mum: Love this kid so much, so happy to have an Eli

by JJ and the JJbunch March 14, 2020