Eli

A dick

Elis a fucking dick

by DaddyYESPLEASE December 21, 2017

Eli

A gay kid who dates that thot at school and ends up going to her cousins house and yells ooga booga

Hey eli i hears u had fun with your sister

by Jpzilla 13 July 29, 2018

Eli

Back stabbing lier. Worthless piece of shit.
Who dates men.

"well he just elied to me"

by Flowerx0xx October 24, 2008

Eli

Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.

Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"

by emily321 March 27, 2009

Eli

Big Jew, Big Nose

Bro, look at Eli hes a penny pinching Jew

by KeefCatcher February 20, 2009

Eli

Cock sucking motherfucking gay ass nigga

eli's gay

by Jack & Aiden November 26, 2019

Eli

Eli is a guy who is super cute, he has brown hair and is taller than average. He loves girls who have a mind of their own but are kinda shy at times. He is a great guy who will go out if his way to be nice. Is a total dare-devil and does a lot of dumb things but takes great pride in them. When it comes to important decisions though, he will make a good choice. He is into Dramatic arts and deserves someone like a "Jamie" who is always there to support him. He doesn't usually get mad but when he does it can be scary. He is strong and cool but can also look like a cute loser sometimes but it just makes you want him more.

person 1.I just met a guy who is so amazing
person 2.Omg he must be an Eli

by Lizzy Crazy February 26, 2018