Eli

A guy who has the thickest and fattest cock in the whole world. He only fucks Italian Women or Women in Italy

Person 1: Hey bro look its Eli
Person 2: Yeah I heard he has a huge fucking cock
Person 1: Interesting

by ThiccyBoii February 12, 2018

eli

Hot dude that glowed up

wOoOooOoW lOoK aT eLi

by *breaths* November 1, 2018

Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

by Ashy04 December 6, 2018

Eli

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.

guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash

by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018

Eli

Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.

1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm

by loganwilliams February 7, 2019

Eli

A Capitalist Pig in search of love and warmth. He trys to make fun of communism but it fails. Like Capitalism.

Isn't Mitt Romney's real name Eli?

by Obama Bin Ladel November 12, 2019

Eli

Eli is a kind boy who doesn't like to be criticised for something he did not do. Although he can get beefy at times and annoy people (a lot)

btw eli this is not from chanae ;)

idk what to put here sorry eli

by xo.._chanae_..ox November 20, 2019