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Battlefield Earth

Arguably the worst movie in History.
John Travolta produced and starred in this monumental piece of dung because it's based on a novel by Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, and Johnny boy is one of several Hollywood celebities brainwashed by the Scientology creepos.
If you think the movie is shit, you should have a look at the book!
I'd rather sit on an anthill than watch Battlefield Earth.
by Hugh G Rection January 18, 2006
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Earthnic

Cleaning the earth of pollution, including all chemical pollution, and wrong minds. This is a supplemental process to death, and choosing which lives and biological characteristics to produce. Includes everything on earth, mental and chemical.
"Earthnic cleansing is new and different and isn't Ethnic"

"Clean that Earth you Earthnic cleansing Flat Earther!"

"Earth day's new mission is Earthnic stuff."
by mattanaw July 22, 2021
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earthmuffin

person (usually a female) who acts/looks like a hippie (to some) without drug use
youre not a hippie youre an earthmuffin.
by ashley J. July 5, 2007
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Flat Earth

The most retarded theorist group to ever exist, becoming a Flat Earther poses a high risk to your IQ, and has a possible side effect of giving you Cardiac Arrest, And/Or Removing your brain entirely.
some flat earthers belive in an ice wall (Antarctica ) surrounding the earth, with outside lands that the rest of the world is hiding.
Flat Earthers have two siapses in their brain and nothing more
by Dragonfurious007 May 31, 2018
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70's earth momma muff

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.
GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.
by tony January 24, 2004
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Earth

The third rocky inner planet located in the Terran Solar System. Mostly covered with water, but also has land and one large dead moon called simply, the Moon. Orgin of Human race.
This planet.
by FRED! June 8, 2004
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earthbread

noun
1. Excrement
2. Synonym for feces: poop, shit, hoobastank, turd

Originated in Boston's metro north region in 2014, this term originated from Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor, wherein the player may encounter a root vegetable known as an "earthbread" on the ground during gameplay. The earthbread herb resembles a turd of shit, which is how the term began to be used synonymously with human excrement, particularly the ideal "log" shape. (Diarrhea, therefore, is not "earthbread" as it does not hold shape.)

When someone prepares to make a bowel movement, they are said to be "opening the bakery for business", and the act of defecation is called "baking an earthbread".
"Oh God, I ate so much turkey dinner, I have to bake an earthbread."
"My body is so regular, I bake earthbread three times a day!"
"Who the hell left that earthbread in the toilet and didn't flush??"
by Fernanderson March 1, 2016
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