toothless dwarf

When a midget with no teeth goes down on your thunderbox and when your about to cum he pours lucky charms all over her pussy.

Krista really want a toothless dwarf to pour lucky charms all over her but none could be found.

by dirtymatthew May 9, 2020

Dwarf Dick

A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular

Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"

by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020

Dwarf

Someone who hates being called cute

Person 1: Omg u so tiny
Person 2: FFFFFFFFF
>>person two is a dwarf<<

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Dwarf throwing

Politically correct people don't like it.

Dwarf throwing. A politically correct moron got this sport banned. He doesn't like greasy pig wrestling, or beehive tossing.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Dingle Dwarf

Best fucker around, you're the fucking best

Bro you're such a goddamn dingle dwarf, please fuck me

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Dwarf

Dwarf; A person that is under 4’10, or 58 inches (147.32 centimeters). Dwarves are most commonly 4’0, or 48 inches (121.92 centimeters).

A dwarf is a very short person.

by Clarinet User July 9, 2022

Dwarf

A little cunt 4ft tall.

A dwarf is a gnome, only he's alive.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 25, 2019