dubstep

the most retarded form of music this side of the milky way galaxy,it is believed that dubstep is really aliens trying to contact us,or that it is a form of musical cancer,some theorys even say its a virus that infects your brain and lowers IQ by a large amount or the most popular theory.this theory states that dubstep is created by two transformers,love,viagra,and a....recording device!?...to listen to and enjoy dubstep here is what you will need

1) a starting IQ of 30

2)a mentally retarded friend to show dubstep to you

3)a lack of understanding of music

you can not have

1) will power

2)any smart friends to dissuade you from trying it

3)loving parents

it is a proven fact that 80% of people who listen to dubstep have a higher tendency to watch and even masturbate to My Little Pony

retard:dude im making a few dubstep track you want to hear them?

smart person:what you want me to listen to a possible brain virus? ARE YOU INSANE?

retard:what?

smart person: you know what,never mind ill just go...have fun with your brain cancer you subhuman excuse of a parasite

by niko belic October 7, 2012

dubsess

To obsess over dubstep

When you can't get enough of sick drops and amazing beats

Can be used in the past, present and future tenses.

She's totally dubsessed with Borgore.

He had been dubsessing about the new Passion Pit edit.

by Aeterna Wicked August 17, 2010

Dubstep Nazi

A person who's beliefs about music are only them of dubstep. All other genres are obsolete. He/she refuses to listen to anything else, this usually comes and goes as a phase.

Guy 1: HEY! Have you heard of the Canon Logic!?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: You should look them up.

Guy 2: Yeah whatever. *goes home and looks them up

next day

Guy 1: So what did you think? Do you like them?

Guy 2: That shit was gay. Dubstep is SO much better.

Guy 1: Dubstep Nazi..

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Nothing.. nothing...

by Absolute Jabberwocky June 27, 2012

Dubstep

To interrupt a good DJ set with a dubstep remix.

"Major Lazer was throwing down a great set until he dubsteped in it!" - Theunrealtruth @ North Coast Music Festival 2011

by Theunrealtruth September 5, 2011

Dubstep

It's not music. It's a guy sitting on his ass pressing buttons. I do the same damn thing playing Xbox. It's really just sound effects. Sounds like when when AOL is loading up.

This is music:

'Cause I'm just one of those ghosts
Traveling endlessly
Don't need no roads
In fact they follow me
And we just go in circles
But now I'm told that this life
And pain is just a simple compromise
So we can get what we want out of it
-Misguided Ghosts by Paramore

This is NOT music (Dubstep):

GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
GWEEE nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee nyee NYIOAM.
GWEE GWOOOOHOOH nuh nuh nuh, gwish gwash,
you gah uh jah!
BWUY YOH.
GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, GWEEEH nyen nyun nyon, NYIOAM.
BWUY YOH.
GWOH nyeh nyeh nyeh, GWOOOOP GUHWEEEE-YOOOOO.
-Equinox "by" Skrillex

by TheAthleticOne April 17, 2012

bt dubs

an abbreviation for the abbreviation of "by the way". Saying "bee tee double you" just sounds lame. Therefore, this was an absolutely necessary addendum to the dictionary of abbreviations.

Bt dubs, if you guys are ready to go get something to eat, i'll go. I'm not going to be pushy or anything, but i'm ready.

by c migz January 11, 2006

uber duber

An exclamatory phrase meaning more than uber but more uber than duber.

A take on the commonly used phrase super duper.

"This coffee is fucking uber duber!" shouted Edward as he took a sip from his iced mocha frappachino.

by Markew August 30, 2005