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The Dumbing Down Of America

The undeniable truth that Americans are spending there energy disputing others opinions that differ from their own, instead of making a definable definition of themselves and their own actions in the real world. Hence making the culture that we live in now prone to mindless banter about subjects that are amazingly uninteresting. Also in leaving a gap between the intelligence that is tangible and widely understood and the intelligence that is in your own imagination, or a product of the misinformation that is so widely marketed to people.
By simply disputing my own definition and not posting your own newly original definition you are contributing to The Dumbing Down Of America.
I am aware as well that by writing this I am contributing too.

Bill: Hey, Jim I can't seem to understand why it's important to learn tolerance, understanding, and self control of my thoughts and actions?
Jim: Well that's why you are direct contributing factor to The Dumbing Down Of America.
Bill: HUH? Is that some sort of newfangled math?
Jim: No, you probably thought the Inquisition was a fun retreat for non believers.
by AbHol December 16, 2008
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Dublin

A city northwest of Columbus, the capital of Ohio. Half of the kids are completely spoiled rich kids who try to act ghetto, make fun of mentally challenged kids, and generally act like dumb shits. These are the people who give our dumb little town a bad name. They mostly live in the north part of Dublin, with all the fancy golf courses. The other half is the middle-class kids that are either decent people, or act like their upper-class counterparts. They live in the boring south part of Dublin. Everyone else here is an Asian or Arabic immigrant, with no clear reason as to why they chose our crappy city over much better places in the U.S. our city is pretty much the home of Wendy's. I bet you didn't know that, and if you did, congrats, because Dublin could care less about that great achievement, and instead they focus on their imaginary Irish heritage. Our schools are obesely overrated by journalists who only pay attention to the statistics like grades, test scores, etc. If you have any learning disorders at all (ADHD, dyslexia, anxiety, etc.) you are treated miserably. The teachers make you look stupid in front of the whole class by babying you through tests, making your disorder way too obvious, and make you look like you can't do shit. It's like the Aryan race in Nazi Germany! The lunches aren't anything special either. As for the high schools, Scioto is ghetto, Jerome is full of the rich kids from northern Dublin, and Coffman is somewhere in the middle.
Asian immigrant: So is it true that everyone in Dublin is Irish?

Dublin resident: Um, no.

Asian immigrant: Oh, well at least it's a really nice city!

Dublin resident: *Snorts* Dude? Really? You fell for Dublin's bullshit? C'mon, I know you just moved here from china or whatever a few months ago, but I thought you'd see through their crap by now!

Asian immigrant: Oh, I see... It's just like back home... Propaganda everywhere you-

Rich douchebag: MOVE OUTTA THE FUCKING WAY, FAGGOT ASS BITCH! Can u even speak english? Prob not, cuz u a dumb immigrant from sum gay ass country in asia. Just shut da fuk up, cuz i dont even know who would let u in our kool country. Did u sneak past da border or sumthin', cuz u-

Dublin resident: Jesus, mike, enough with that stuff. He just moved here-

Rich douchebag: Shut up! U couldn't bang a girl 2 save ur life, let alone ur ass once I kik it to the er!

Dublin resident: let's just leave, Huang, this guy is a swag fag.

Dublin teacher: Hey, you're insulting another student! Should I give you a detention, boy?

Dublin resident: But that kid insulted Huang first, and me!

Dublin teacher: Do not lie to me, boy! Automatic detention!

Dublin resident: But I-

Dublin teacher: Save it! I have no time for bullies like you! *hands boy detention slip*

Dublin resident: I seriously don't-

Dublin teacher: Oh, here's your record. Let's see...*gasps* You have ADHD??!! Two detentions for you!

Dublin resident:...This city is stupid.
by AnArChY231 May 28, 2014
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smack dabbin

a : on target, something central or crucial b : a shot that hits the bull's-eye; broadly : something that precisely attains a desired end; as in "smack dab in the middle"
Daunte was smack dabbin last night with his throws.
by Klimo May 9, 2006
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where the dubbies at

When some broke ass nigga tries to hit yo weed when you are finished, but does not put any money on it.
Where the dubbies at??????
by mel and shan February 17, 2005
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Dublin

A rich upper class suburb northwest of Columbus Ohio full of rich white kids who go around saying made up catch phrases like "SAME" or "OH DUB" while walking around the golf course with their collars popped.
Mike : Hey guys lets go drive my new car around the roundabout in Dublin
Theo : Oh DUB
Mike : Then we can go play golf
Theo : Same
by ThenamesT September 29, 2005
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dubbie

double shift in the mo-fu-ing kitchen
another dubbie, another dollar, another sad day.
by blaise the blaise October 26, 2006
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Dubbie

Another word for joint that whites kids use to make themselves feel cool, or to try to fit in
" Yo man I just rolled a dubbie, wanna help me smoke it down?"
by Dubexx December 11, 2014
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