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drunken balls

a female who gets ballsy after a few cocktails
Kiki was crazy last night , she had huge drunken balls...
by nellDoG August 5, 2007
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Drunken-Civican

To inebriate oneself to the cusp of consciousness through over indulging in white wine and/or jaeger bombs, then waking up for work in the morning and calling in to say you’ll be late before vomiting on yourself and passing out in the shower, waking up on the bathroom floor, covered in sick, with the shower still running having missed the full days work!
-Mate why didn't you make it to the office this morning?
-I pulled a drunken-civican and didn't quite make it :-)

-What happened to John last night?
-Don't know but he had another drunken-civican moment this morning!
by Monkeyboy69 December 29, 2010
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Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.
"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"
by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020
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Second-Hand Drunkness

a state of intoxication where the said "drunk" person did not have a sip of alcohol but seems to be in an intoxicated state. Mostly prevalent in the Irish or Celtic people because of their inherited ability to absorb alcohol from the air, with a high enough concentration.
At the wedding, young Patrick and Bridget seemed to be drunk even though they could not possibly be. Aunt Eileen nudged her husband and said "must be the second-hand drunkness."
by Bridget Boyle October 14, 2007
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Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.
A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!
by AYB September 24, 2003
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Drunker

A drunker is a person who gets drunk often. Similar to an alcoholic. Mainly known as the drinking version of a stoner.
"He drinks like everyday and is always just trying to get drunk."

"Yeah dude hes such a drunker."
by E n' N October 14, 2009
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drunkening

The act or process of becoming drunk. To drink with the intention of becoming drunk or intoxicated. To continue drinking once already intoxicated.
Person 1 opens bottle of Tequila
Person 2 alright! lets begin Drunkening.

Person 1 we havent had a drink in a while.
Person 2 yeah it is about time we had another Drunkening.

Person 1 Are you drunk yet?
Person 2 Yeah bit i still have a fair bit of Drunkening to go.
by Ausrider November 29, 2007
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