Country Drunk

1. A type of inebriation characterized by the low cost beverages, propensity for vocal outbursts and the mildly violent pandamonium that occurs.
2. Grabbing a case of "High Life", hopping in the bed of your buddies pick-up truck and hitting up "roadhouses". (This can also be translated in Louisiana as "Gon fuck up" often to the themesong from The Jeffersons.)

"Let's hit up the tractor pull and then go get good and country drunk."

by Tony Tompkins July 27, 2007

Sushi Drunk

Consuming excessive amounts of sushi, which leads to difficulty performing basic motor functions and a reduced ability to think critically.

Closely related to intoxication from alcohol.

Josh: Are you okay?
Jon: I can't believe I ate all that sushi! I'm so sushi drunk I can't move.

by Loyola Paulina September 26, 2012

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.

We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.

by wonderweasel February 3, 2010

homeless drunk

The act of being so intoxicated (often in public) that you are confused for being a parasite ridden, cart pushin', homeless drunkard.

Evan was so homeless drunk the other night that he pissed in the ashtray.

by Ryan English September 27, 2004

Gay Drunk

When straight guys go to a party and get so drunk they turn gay.

1. Fuck! I woke up naked on a pool table with a beer bottle up my ass and dried jizz all over my body. I must have gotten gay drunk again last night.

2. Bob: Dude, I saw you on Boiz Gone Wild. You're a faggot.

Andy: Okay, first, I was gay drunk, so it's okay. Second, WTF were you watching Boiz Gone Wild for!?

Bob: ... you're gay.

by BennyC November 28, 2006

drunk dial

The lame assumption that when you drink heavily, it would be an incredibly good idea to start calling people on your cell, because you're in such a stupor that you can't fathom them having anything better to do at 4 am than talk to your stupid, emotional ass.

Jane: I've had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven't talked to him in so long! (dials John's number)
John: You dumb cunt. Leave me the fuck alone.

by van tine May 10, 2005

ninja drunk

Where one has become so drunk that he/she feels as though he/she has attainted the mystical powers of the ninja.

"Holy shit Billy tried to do a spinning hook kick from the roof and broke his ankle... he must be fucking ninja drunk!"

by BrendanH April 27, 2006