Shit Drag

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.
"Hey man look at how that guys walking"
"haha yeah hes gotta have some hectic shit drag ay"
"AY!"
by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011
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dragging a hoe

1.grabbing a hoe by the hair and dragging her on the ground
2. roasting someone
1. " DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU, HOE!!!!!" *starts dragging a hoe
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"
by young.blue March 15, 2017
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patio drag

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.
Hey Darrell, your dog's doin' a patio drag and leavin' a streak mark across your entry way.
by puswami February 03, 2010
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fair drag

when someone tries to drag/roast you but they're 100% right so you can't even really be mad.
you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one
by mothmanswingman June 08, 2017
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Dragging a lady

A kind of posh wank.

Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
1:"What you doing tonight?"
2:"Dragging a lady."
1:"Oh a posh wank!"
by Braegan March 05, 2017
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drag season

The time of year when boys are tired of girl's shit so they start dragging aka being a man hoe. They will talk to other girls at once and stop being a loyal man for the duration of 1-6 months.
Man its drag season i dont care anymore.
by Dat_kidd_kell November 11, 2017
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dragged tree

A flaccid penis that looks like it has an STI
So Brandon wanted to have sex and then I saw his dragged tree and I got outta there
by TW Flaccid December 29, 2017
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