by cmitty January 14, 2016

When a human reaches an extreme level of obesity their ass cheeks become so vast that their shit dosent make it all the way to the bowl but instead lingers inside the anus developing a clump of shit and pubic hair.
by THE CREATOR!! October 27, 2011

A kind of posh wank.
Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
Using lipstick on your primary hand and googly eyes, then masturbating with the hand.
Dirty bitch spits too...
by Braegan March 5, 2017

you: well i can't go to the gym now with this broken leg
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one
friend: as if you were going to go the gym if you hadn't broke it
you: that's a fair drag i'll give you that one
by mothmanswingman June 8, 2017

by TW Flaccid December 30, 2017

1. " DONT MAKE ME DRAG YOU, HOE!!!!!" *starts dragging a hoe
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"
2. person 1-" you're so untalented" person 2 " HEY, at least I'm good at something while you're good at nothing" person 1- "SARA STOP DRAGGING ME"
by young.blue April 2, 2017

the act of an animal (usually a dog) pulling itself along by its front legs (with its hind legs in the lifted front position) in order to remove excess excrement from its fuzzy little anus.
by puswami February 3, 2010
