Long Distance Diva

A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest

Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.

by Jordan0517 February 20, 2010

Distant thunder

A plus size with big tits and big thighs

There's Marjorie--that's distant thunder

by Dr. Foo May 2, 2008

annoyingly distant

a destination that is not quickly reachable by foot or bicycle; it almost requires the use of a car; most people will walk or take a bicycle but the lazy man will drive. To be annoyingly distant there will not be a sidewalk to this destination and it will be in the range of 1.43 miles away from your current location. Often times a country road separates your starting point and destination.

That gas station is annoyingly distant and I need a Red Bull right now!

by specter woodland October 17, 2008

Social distancing

Staying at home

I'm social distancing

by Aidenboy164 April 5, 2020

distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.

"The gostak distims the doshes."

by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003

the distance

The entirety of a game, race, length, or sexual encounter.

McNabb threw one for the distance with 10 seconds to go and the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Joey told Katie that he would finally be able to go the distance this time, but once again he "blew it" before the game even started.

by Nick D January 26, 2004

going the distance

completing the job

1. staying married to the same person 'til death do you part."He was always faithful to me, going the distance, sticking with me 'til he died"

2. mounting a woman without cumming until she has had a chance to cum."I like fucking Jake, at least he is capable of going the distance 'til I get off."

by Jake March 5, 2004