Something you say when a friend, family member, or stranger yanks your vape, blunt, dab pen, or literally anything that makes you high, out of your hand or mouth.
Timothy: *holds dab pen*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*
by vicast115 April 25, 2019
Get the tryna catch a dizzy mug.Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
by Jaunty Diggles December 24, 2020
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is what happens when you give your girl the long dick. shes hooked. you got that girl all kinds of dick dizzy. she cant even walk straight shes so dick dizzy. its a simple math equation, you+ long dick= one dick dizzy female.
el duderino- dude how did it go last night?
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.
el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.
girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.
dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?
girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
bromo- man, i accidently gave her the long dick, and she got so dick dizzy she fell down 3 times. shes trippin.
el duderino- man i want to get dick dizzy and trip.
girl- wow im so dick dizzy! can you drive me home?
dude- hell no, that shit is contagious.
dude- so you tryin to get a little dick dizzy?
girl- if i knew what that was i might try it.
dude- well here comes the long dick. you ready?
girl- oh wow this is insane! i never thought i wouold get this dick dizzy.
dude- yeahhh, you want a towel?
girl- i hate you, i dont want the long dick.
dude- bitch your dick dizzy, lay down before you get sick on my bed.
girl- your right, im so out of it, is there a cure for this?
dude- yeah, more long dick.
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