Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 06, 2019

Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!

Kakyoin's ultimate attack against DIO (Part 3).

Kakyoin: Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!
DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by Roblosdi September 05, 2021

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 07, 2015

dio merda

a popular italian word, the best one in my opinion, we use it when we are happy, sad, angry.

“GIURA DIO MERDA”
“DIO MERDAAAAAAAA!”
“dio merda ma sei serio”
“non ci credo dio merda”

by sssssssssasso November 10, 2023

dio cane

literally in english “god dog” best blasfemy ever

“dio cane hai rotto il cazzo”

by ildioporcazz April 17, 2022

Dio cane

It's a tipical italian insult to God, to Mary, to Jesus or to the saints called bestemmie, used in several occasions especially when you make a mess or when you accidentally hurt yourself, but it can be used to express even fear, anxiety, disappointment, anger ecc. but it can be used even as a "filler";

it's possible to create new "bestemmie", the only limit is your immagination, in fact there are lot of variations (orco Dio, Dio ladro, Dio Stronzo, ecc.) and they can change from region to region:

Madonna bucchinara (Campania), Dio Mona (inventato/veneto), Dio Hane (Toscana), ecc. ecc.

Example of case 1:"Dio cane, perchè spari sempre cagate?"

Example of case 2:"AAAAH DIO CANE! IL MIGNOLO!"

by Lollo er noce de cocco January 15, 2022

Dio main

Faggots that plays cooldown and spam knives and A FUCKING 1 FRAME GB

p1: "why do you suck so much cocks dude?"
p2: "I'm a dio main sorry i couldn't help it"

by allahswordidol June 09, 2021