Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!

Kakyoin's ultimate attack against DIO (Part 3).

Kakyoin: Take this DIO! 20-meter radius emerald splash!
DIO: The World's true power is, indeed, the power to reign over this world!
Kakyoin: Bring it on, DIO!
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by Roblosdi September 5, 2021

Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro

A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.

"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"

by Albytheway May 9, 2015

Dio

Most sexiest man alive ong 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Mmmmmm dio yes

by Cloutmaui March 17, 2022

DIO

a zesty 100+ year old vampire who likes having sex with priests

Bro, my priest said he met a Dio last night, he couldn't believe it!

by Bisexual Weeb The 2nd February 16, 2023

kono dio da

What a bisexual wampire after raping the girlfriend of a rich englishman

Jonnathan: who raped my girlfriend
Dio: KONO DIO DA!

by geesh lort October 4, 2021

Like DIO at the function

A term for a person being a massive hater. So much that it mirrors DIO's hatred for the Joestars in jojo's bizarre adventure.

When the goblin slayer enters a goblin tribe, you best bet he's like DIO at the function.

by Bamboozledpanda May 26, 2025