Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
by Mist agent November 23, 2019
-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.
-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.
-Balls.
-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.
-Balls.
by Pillsdenis October 17, 2010
When A Man Cuts off his ass hair that has toilet paper and shit stuck on it and put it in the toilet.
by JON THE MAN WITH 9 Penises December 26, 2005
a person, usually a nurse who excels at speedy dingleberry removal. This term is reservered for those with years of experience. At times the dingleberry is picked off an ass and flicked at a coworker for entertainment.
Molly is the best dingleberry slinger in town!! She removed over 200 dingleberries in under five minutes! Unfortunately she flicked them at me!
by I feel beasty June 21, 2009
A close cousin of ass dingleberries, these are easily observed snot or booger remnants clinging to nose hairs or around the rim of the nose. Usually the result of going out in cold weather with a runny nose or slipshod tissue skills.
"I wasn't listening to what he was saying because I was paying attention to his nose dingleberries."
Or:
"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"
Or:
"Hey, I want to talk to that girl over there but I've been sick lately. Do I have any nose dingleberries?"
by bleh skrimblies March 04, 2009
1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.
3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
by roberto el gringo March 06, 2009