didgeridoo

da best instrumant baby! cost sum lettuce but the vibes are best!long hollow wood to blow through.

He blew on his didgeridoo like a pig cooling his oat flakes.

by yankee man September 13, 2003

didgeridoos

Digits, phone number, mathematics

D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!

by Hace The Ace October 24, 2007

Joan Didion

A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.

Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"

Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"

by SleepingNaked May 14, 2010

didi

the male reproductive organ, also known as the penis

The other night I touched Mike Faddis's didi.

by didi pop November 29, 2004

Didge

A person that, when standing upright, would appear as if they had a didgeridoo up their ass.

So like, i was standing there eating a Jerry special, and Erik comes along looking fucking didge.

by Moodah September 6, 2007

Diddies

Songs, old term.

Usually used reffering to one self.

'Here's a diddy, about jack and diane'

Here's a lil diddy i been workin' on

by BObo D. HObo July 29, 2004

didgeridouche

A form of douche bag used for Australians or a person playing a didgeridoo.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that Australian fucker pretending like he was the shit?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude, he was a didgeridouche.

by smileyseany July 1, 2009