didgeridouche

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.

"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."

didgeridouche by Bloshki October 14, 2006

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didgeridouche

A form of douche bag used for Australians or a person playing a didgeridoo.

Guy 1: Damn, did you see that Australian fucker pretending like he was the shit?

Guy 2: Yeah, dude, he was a didgeridouche.

didgeridouche by smileyseany July 1, 2009

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didgeridouche • Didgeridouchebag • dijeridouchebag

Didgeridouche

When a woman sits on your phallous rectally and farts down your japs eye, filling your bladder with gas and causing you to immediately urinate into her anal cavity.

Tom gave me the most amazing Didgeridouche last night, it was the best detox, just what I needed.

Didgeridouche by Chode of Herodotus January 23, 2025

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dijeridouchebag

A general negativism created by combining the Australian aborigine instrument, the dijeridoo, and the negativism douchebag into a portmanteau.

This can be used on people of any origin, not just restricted to Australians or those of Australian descent.

Dude: That guy just cut me off!
Dude's friend: I saw that. What a dijeridouchbag.

-OR-

Dude: Excuse me, my battery's dead. I've got the jumper cables, but I need someone to jump me. Could you give me a jump?

Douchebag: I sure could...but I won't.

Dude: Wow...you're a dijeridouchebag.

dijeridouchebag by 3Dradio July 22, 2007

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Didgeridouchebag

A person who tells you that they bought you an awesome Christmas present from Australia but it doesn't come in the mail before you have to leave town so they promise they will send it to you, but then they never do, even though there is a post office in the building that they work in. Then they just make you more curious about what it could be by listing things that are Australian and telling you it could be one of those things. For example, a didgeridoo, Men At Work, cane toads, Outback Steakhouse, etc.

Kurt is a didgeridouchebag because it is February and I still haven't gotten this supposedly great Christmas present from Australia that he claims to have gotten me.

Didgeridouchebag by Bufo marinus February 15, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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