dictective

From (detective)

Somebody who can make an early identification of a dickhead before complete posse infiltration has occurred.
Typically used with the preface "You are not much of a..."

Steve: Hey Stella, who's this douch you brought to Sunday beers?
Stella: I know right, I thought he would be more of a happy drunk.
Steve: Aw shit man, you ain't much of a dictective.

by ladiesman_2I7 November 24, 2009

Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 19, 2010

Dieterle

A cool and all around awesome person. There who you look to for advice and support, and they are always willing to give the shirt off their back for anyone and everyone. A truly amazing friend to have by your side.

I went on a date last night with man named Dieterle and he was the best most amazing person that I have ever met ever!!!!

by Guy who licks sidewalks gently December 21, 2013

dickterectomy

The removal of a man's penis in response to him cheating.

"That fucking asshole. He cheated on me so I performed a dickterectomy while he was passed out drunk."

by Abita Strawberry June 15, 2014

dickery

Nonsense, or shit. Something unbelievable or frustrating.

Guy #1: Man, they told us we aren't allowed to eat in the caf anymore!
Guy #2: What is this dickery?!?!?!

by h20LOOOOOO January 24, 2016

Dicture

A dick picture

Amanda: Ew Will just sent me a dicture
Baylee: Gross

by GemmaRose January 8, 2017

Dicktermined

Despite many sexual climaxes in the past 24 hours you and your little buddy are determined to finish the job once more.

30 minutes later my girlfriend wanted to have sex again and I was dicktermined to satisfy her.

by That1guyoverthr April 23, 2017