dickelganger

Essentially the doppelganger of your dick.
Doppelganger

"Dude's dick looked exactly like mine. I found my dickelganger."

by Alottapuss January 12, 2016

get dicked for

Often used in the military, to "get dicked for something" is slang for being picked for something that you really don't want to do (usually an order). Goes hand in hand with the phrase shit rolls down hill.

Captain America: Sergeant those toilets are filthy and not fit for use by any human being, sort it out!

Sergeant Shitforbrains: Yes Sir! Er, you there, go clean the shit out of the toilets!

Trooper Titwank: Yes Sergeant!

Corporal Cunty: Unlucky Titwank, you just got dicked!

Trooper Titwank: Yes I did get dicked for that, but I'll be finished in half an hour, and you'll still be a cunt.

by DCC John Stalker February 6, 2012

tommy dicked

Any object that is so crooked and warped that it strongly resembles a bent dick with a sharp angle change halfway up the base.

I just tommy dicked my cigarette!

by Cookie Batman November 22, 2013

Cat-dicked

Being led to believe that a guys dick is larger than it actually is by them sending you a photo that shows them to be deceptively large.

I met this tall, hot Colombian boy online and he had a huge cock. But when I got to his place I could barely find the little guy. That's how I knew I had been cat-dicked.

by JaneBlow April 10, 2016

flat dicker

One who always lies prone while playing multi player games to avoid being shot.

That flat dick'n sum bitch just shot me in my face. He's laying down by the trucks.

Everywhere you turn there's a flat dicker.

credit to ItchyKitten

by SEAWOLF tm January 22, 2017

Limp Dicked

To put little effort into or to barely get by on something.

John: Man, I really don't want to study for this exam next week.
Billy: Dude, you don't really need to. I completely limp dicked it and still pulled out a B.

by Riper123 February 7, 2017

De-dicked

When you RIP a mans dick off for pleasure. See "Alpha Blue"...

Dude, what did you do?
He said I had nice eyes, so I de-dicked him. He should have told me i had nice tits....

by 808-pride December 2, 2018