Deuce Deuce Mafia

A group of friends, usually guys, who always announce when they need to shit.

(Chuck)Yo, Jesse, where you goin'?

(Jesse) Deuce Deuce Mafia, DAWG!!

by Bobbblett July 17, 2006

deuces

fingering a girl with two fingers

I gave her double deuces

by doubsssss April 26, 2011

deuce deuce

A deuce-deuce is flipping the bird in both hands (second finger)

The silly muthafucka pulls out a deuce deuce
Little did he know, I had a loaded 12 gauge.

by Lone Lobo October 5, 2005

deuces

22 oz of an alcoholic beverage

sippin down deuces tonight

by one of the 5 greatest rappers February 1, 2009

Deuce

To Flip Off.

She blew the deuce to your ass!!

by rave April 13, 2003

The Deuce

Weight of 200 lbs.
Usually in reference to fat people, particularly women.

How much do you weigh baby, about 150?
Nah? 170?
Nuh uh? 190?
No? Holy shit bitch, don't tell me you're bustin the deuce!

by pimpology 1 and 2 September 5, 2003

The Deuces

A standard case of diarrhea; an uncomfortable and uncontrollable need to defecate; a stomach ailment treatable with Pepto-Bismol

I cannot wait to go to India this year, but I expect to catch The Deuces; Do not sample Joe's BBQ patties, lest you suffer The Deuces; I thought I'd be in and out, but I got slowed by The Deuces

by digital jamando April 7, 2015