destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"

"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."

by henry prefect December 1, 2006

mutually assured destruction

Where two guys face each other, wanking off, and try to have both ejaculates collide in mid-air, thus averting catastrophe.

Shall we save the world again tomorrow, Bill?

...from mutually assured destruction

by Big Pawel April 20, 2008

weapons of mass destruction

A pair of massive boobs

Person (Pointing at boobs): Wow, look at those weapons of mass distruction!

by asdfghjkl; April 16, 2004

weapon of mass destruction

something that the US has plenty of and gives to iraq so that Bush has a reason to bomb iraq

USA gave weapons of mass ddestructio to Iraq so thay had a reason to bomb it

by TRU3K!LLA November 3, 2004

weapons of mass destruction

fictitious reasons to send people to fight for oil.

George Bush sending troops to Iraq

by Private Joker August 31, 2003

eve of destruction

sweet ass battlefield mod

man i was tottaly slaying those bastard rice farmers in EoD last night. those nammers wont be giving me any more trouble!

by rice killaz August 10, 2003

weapon of ass destruction

(n) a dirty bomb

I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.

by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004