dented trumpet

The act of jizzing on a recently purchased item then realizing equal amounts of self loathing and comedy.

My girlfriend came over wearing a new dress that I bought for her and she looked so good I convinced her to have a quicky before dinner.... But then a {dented trumpet} incident happened and the dress was never worn again.

by Sam6victor February 16, 2018

Dented

A strange or harsh statement (action) which is abnormally bizarre.

The person had a DENTED view of the world as seen by his constant angry or abnormal response to almost every situation.

by Major Thomas May 7, 2018

denied

when someone said no to you you just got denied

you denied me this is a great offer

by desass June 11, 2018

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

by Dense3000 February 13, 2019

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019

dense

a) an insult used to dehumanise and ruin self-esteem when not employed in an ironic or sarcastic tone.

b) refers to the incompetence of someone to express their real feelings and is rather hiding behind their keyboard if used over snap chat particularly.

My boyfriend of six months just texted me saying "you are ugly and my parents think you are dense" five months after we broke up.

He called me "dense" on snap chat chat, so I roasted his liver.

by uglyanddensechamps May 27, 2019