Deez Mama

The most funny haha in the world.
It is so funny LOL
It is completly mindblowingly funny
made on July 27, 2021

Deez Mama... Why aren't you laughing

by Deez Mama July 27, 2021

Deez Theorum

The deez theorum is an extremely advanced math theory used by only the greatest scholars in the world. Deez theorum is applied to the Sus Equation (see Joe Theory), where X = Ball(s) - (h²n) (we let H represent harry, N represent nuts.) When applied, the Sus Equation can be rearranged to the SexPenis Formula. The SexPenis formula (see Candice Theorum) is very close to the Quadratic Bofa. Different from the Quadratic formula, The Quadratic Bofa uses an odd number of Ligma², applied to a conjecture and Sus equation. All math theories come from Candice Cawk Phit, a crucial, wonderful survivor of ligma who dedicated their remaning 69 years of life to increase the psychological element of math in all schools, increasing iq points by an average of 420 around the entire world, completely crashing the economic structure of the "1% of the world." Donald Trump had to pass several rules in order to attempt (but fail) to secure the pentagon and it's avg. iq. Look up Donald Trump Rule 34 for more information on this scholarly topic.

Mike Huntich: Dude how do I solve this?

Harry Richard: You have to apply several laws of the Deez Theorum, and deduct the Sugma.

Mike Huntich: Thanks bro.

by bugcrusher October 27, 2021

Deez Nuts

Ugly dumb fat short

You seem like a Deez nuts

by Dankness 3 March 5, 2018

Deez Nuts

The final words that drip Goku heard before being sent to the shadow realm. The words hold a power no mortal can have

Drip goku: “what is your name immortal being?”
Immortal being: “deez”
Drip goku: “deez what?”
Immortal being: “Deez Nuts”

by DepressedSingleDad May 29, 2021

Deez Nuts

A meme originating from a guy saying “Deez Nuts GOTTEM”

Person 1: Deez nuts gottem

Person 2: that’s not funny anymore *dies of cringe*

by MonstersIncEnthusiast October 15, 2022

Deez nutzz

Deez nutzz is a word you would say every time somebody ask a question such as "Hey son what did you get yourtest?"and you would say deez nutzz hat goteeeem.

Tom:Hey step sis do you like imagine dragons.

Step sis:yes step bro.
Tom:imagine draging deez nutzz across yo fore head.

by Nutlicker6969 October 14, 2019

deez burger

a really good burger you can eat it and like it it's not poison

i love deez burger

by Ur mom on urban dictionary September 22, 2022