contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

erection defection

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

tree decoration

a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree

shut up you are a tree decoration!

by eat balls 21 August 3, 2020

Danny DeViction

When you write a fan fiction / have a wet dream / have a fantasy about Danny DeVito

Danny DeViction is in this conversation-Alfie: I had another Danny Daviction last night.
George: I think you need to see a doctor
Alfie: I kinda like them tho
Toby and Fran: Bit creepy not finna lie

by Pablo Indabar November 16, 2020

Discord Demotion Day

The day where the owner demotes all staff on January 1st

Alright, time to demote all staff for Discord Demotion Day!

by CallMeGhost December 21, 2020

Daily Devotion

During a gangbang, have the girl in the doggystyle position, one in the back, and have her fold her hands in a praying fashion and have her jerk off the guy in the front

Guy 1: “yeah I hit her with the old daily devotion with Carl last night”

by JsKellnar January 1, 2021