Dicked

1. Reference to something materialistic being worn out or looking over-used such as sneakers
2. Used commonly in football when the ball is caught over your head by another person despite your effort
3. To be screwed or fucked, sexually or however you wanna take it

1. John:Wow, my sneaks have scuffs and stains everywhere
Peter: Yeah man...they are pretty dicked
2.Randy Moss juss dicked the defender!
3.I juss dicked Janet/The cops just dicked me, i got pulled over man!

by Dynamite-J May 16, 2006

dicked over

1. When your friends tell you they're going to do something with you and then change the plans so that end up being discluded

2. When something happens and you get the short end of the stick

Damnit, Janet and Parker totally dicked me over, they said we were going to go to the grand opening of the restaurant together and they told me it was on a different day and went with out me...

DUDE i just went to the mall and tried to buy a 5 dollar ft long sub and they charged me 8.50! I totally got dicked over

by Hannah H May 9, 2008

Dirty Decker

The act of puking your guts out in a bath tub and/or garbage can while dropping a massive duce at the same time

After many long hours of drinking, we found Jon pulling a dirty decker in the 2nd floor bathroom.

by Nick1234 July 16, 2008

Jack Decker

(v.) to be delicious.
(n.) rediculously hot wrestler for Penn State.

That guy is onnnee hot Jack Decker!!

by likeperfection January 30, 2009

Upper Decker Double Blumpkin

The act of sitting on the top part of a toilet and shitting while getting head by the girl who is strattling towards you on the bottom seat while also taking a dump at the same time.

The raunchiest act of the famous "blumpkin" to the next extreme calling it the Upper Decker Double Blumpkin.

by Dante Rau July 20, 2006

ducked up

when you go beyond just being fucked up, when kids are around and you want to watch your language

I was so ducked up last night. I couldn't even text right.
you are so ducked.

by sampson21 March 20, 2010

upper decker

the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.

heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.

by kirk May 31, 2005