Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.

Just got served by a Custard Brain

by Grazer27 September 16, 2015

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

by Super Steve May 12, 2018

willy custard

Sperm

He filled my pie with willy custard.....I might have a bun in the oven 😂

by Lrp43 March 23, 2019

Custard tart

When you get cream pied by someone by with gonorrhoea.

F**king he’ll mate, Ian gave Kelly a custard tart last night!

by Clit Wizard May 24, 2021