Custard Eyes

custard eyes is when your scared of the woods at night

"stop shining that torch at me, ive got custard eyes" said david

by peza2009 June 17, 2009

Custard starfish

When a male ejaculates on an asshole

I pulled out gave her a custard starfish

by w( . Y . )dy May 17, 2018

custard dumplin

A female from slightly chubby to morbidly obeses that loves putting penises in and or around her mouth, until her face gets frosted like a Krispy Kreme donut

Lisa is such a custard dumplin, she's blown every dude I know.

Things got weird when Kelsey told me and the guys she wanted to be our custard dumplin.

by NinjaMikeD April 28, 2014

Custard Brain

A "Dead Shit" - cannot comprehend normal activities, conversations. Do not get stuck with a custard brain at a counter.

Just got served by a Custard Brain

by Grazer27 September 16, 2015

custard sandwich

The use of pre-ejaculative fluid for lubrication in preparation for anal sex

Since you were too cheap to buy me dinner at least give me a custard sandwich.

by Super Steve May 12, 2018

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Tuby Custard

A tubby white cat with an extremely fucking short fuse, you pet him nicely and 5 seconds later your legs missing and while you scream in pain, he's shredding a hole in your back, this white little cock sucker is the first and last of his kind, he used to run and go brrrr, his face almost looks like a siamese cat, but he's not, he can barely open his fucking eyes cause Midder Cuddard has a second pair of eyelids that little som bitch!

Tuby Custard is so privilaged, I fucking hate you white males!

by Frank West: I've covered wars! February 2, 2020