california curling iron

When a girl doesn't have a dildo on her so she goes to the bathroom and uses a curling iron instead

The SFA chick uses a California Curling iron in her dorm room.

by BBQpringle May 6, 2015

Ricky Collingwood

A sped kid who cant fight in a argument, cant talk or spell. Just in general is a disabled kid who cant do anything and has nothing offer to this planet.

Hey Collin, remember when I crushed Ricky Collingwood's wind pipe?

by BitLastingg March 18, 2020

pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017

Vegas is calling

When you bet on a sports game and it seems great when all of the sudden you lose the bet. Vegas called in to make you lose.

My bet was in the money but all of the sudden I lost. Vegas is calling.

by BeastRunner December 13, 2021

But you're the one calling

"But you're the one calling" Is a translation from a polish version of "who asked" or just straight up telling someone that they're bragging about an irrelevant topic or just another way of saying "who asked?"

Your girlfriend slept with 3 guys before you!

Unless she does when I'm in a relationship ship with her I don't mind.

I was one of them.

But you're the one calling.

by Fearanka July 1, 2022

don't bother calling

The last catch cry of a hideous woman on the walk of shame. Commonly after she has performed an act of fellatio and has had a cab called for her because there was no chance she was getting a spooning.

Hammo (through a slit in the bedroom door): Don't bother spooning that

Gronk: are you gonna let them speak to me like that?

Timmy: I'll call ya a cab, shall I?

Gronk (out the front waiting for a cab): you can't treat people like this, *sob* I can hear what you say under your breath *sob sob*

The Boys: waaaa, boo hoo

Gronk: Don't bother calling.....

(group hugs, tears and a sincere one kneed WHHHYYYYY)

by paddymac August 25, 2009

collingwood

A poor football team that is supported by doll bludging bogans who are responsible for the banning of canned beer at the footy.

Collingwood is crap and is disliked by many.

by roofan August 5, 2004