by throughthefire391 February 28, 2010
Get the edward cullen mug.1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.
by TheBatFunk June 30, 2010
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--A sparkly demented fairy who is a creeper.
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person
--Sparkly infuri
--Referring to a dumb, or stupid person
1. Omg, That Edward is such a fairy! I mean...he SPARKLES!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
2. WARNING; You-Know-Who has made an army of infuri--Including Cedric Diggory, now by the name of Edward Cullen!
3. That guy is SUCH and Edward. He stared at me and then said a bunch of dumb pick up lines!
by Fire-Luv June 3, 2011
Get the Edward Cullen mug.n. person, Ed-ward Cull-en : A fictional character/ monster made up in the diseased imagination of an old, horny woman. He is said to sparkle when in the sun, for some odd, non- understandable reason. He is in the dreams of millions of teenage girls and their mothers. His followers are called Twi-hards, and are attracted to him by some telepathic connection, which makes them want a vampire, who writes bad poetry, as a husband. His fictional, worst enemy, is a werewolf, named Jacob, who has nice teeth (Many suspect them to be gay lovers). The fact or impression they are gay lovers is dashed by his love of 14-year old girls. Whom, he stares at while they sleep, with what many call in rapey fashion.
Twi-hard - "I got a message from "Edward Cullen" last night
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
Twi-hard 2 - " Really, what was it?"
Twi-hard - " He wants me to meet or turn me, I hope!"
Twi-hard 2 - "You are soooo lucky!"
Twi-hard - "I know!!!!!"
by Mr. Spam June 29, 2011
Get the Edward Cullen mug.Fictional character that emerges in Breaking Dawn after marrying Edward Cullen. Described after transforming from human (who is beautiful at best) to a vampire who now looks "breathtakingly gorgeous" and "like a God-damn supermodel".
Bella Swans tragic clumsiness and mouthwatering sent disappear. Her ability to control her emotions, her mind and put up a "shield" in the wake of her transformation result in the emergence of the single most gifted vampire of the saga.
Bella Swans tragic clumsiness and mouthwatering sent disappear. Her ability to control her emotions, her mind and put up a "shield" in the wake of her transformation result in the emergence of the single most gifted vampire of the saga.
by TrinityLife October 29, 2008
Get the Bella Cullen mug.He’s the kind of psychotic guy with many issues who sneaks into girls’ bedrooms to watch them sleep.
Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.
As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
Apparently he suffers from a horrible disease in which he believes he is a “vampire”, yet also a 108 year old teenage boy.
As you can see, this very charming and handsome fuckboy will lure girls such as Isabella Swan to suffer from thinking she would rather die than be away from him.
by Kihara Pseudonym April 7, 2019
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Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!
Bella: Were breaking up Jacob...
Jacob: Its cause of that bloodsucker huh?
Bella: Its always been Edward Cullen!
by Mrs.Cullen108 May 1, 2020
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