TheBatFunk's definitions

Edward Cullen

1. A shiny, pedophile version of a vampire who neither sleeps in coffins OR turn into a bat or bat-like liquid.

2. A female version of hentai, except without the pictures.

Rick: "That Edward Cullen, man..."

Roll: "I know! He could get beat by Herman Munster!"

by TheBatFunk June 30, 2010