Crying Starfish

When having sex in the "missionary position" the person on bottom simply flops down or over, with little or no enthusiasm, throws thier arms and legs open somewhat resembling a starfish then proceeds to cry or appear to be crying durring sex.

Tyrone asked Tequisha after watching a long movie if she wanted to participate in sexual intercourse, she sighed and said "I guess" and proceeded to the bedroom, threw herself on the bed, flopped her arms and legs open resembling a starfish and stayed in that position the entire time.
Every once in a while Tyrone would glance down and see Lequisha seem to be crying with anticipation that the end would be near.
After, Tyrone thought to himself, "wow that was like having sex with a crying starfish".

by Lola Low September 3, 2011

Crying

A woman's most basic, and most juvenile, of all her manipulations.

Kate started crying when she realized that David didn't believe any of her excuses.

by ssuave2010 November 2, 2010

Crying Coach

On a kids sports team, when kids cry, The Crying Coach is the adult who walks the kid off to the side and stands with them until the crying stops.

John felt embarrassed when he fumbled the kickoff but, after a few minutes with The Crying Coach, he felt better and could return to the game.

by dogstar7 May 15, 2009

crying sphincter

having excessive anal penetration to the point where your anus hole releases all witheld liquids into another demention, where it is consumed by the one and only wiener demon.

i heard donner gave big balls ben a crying sphincter last night. the wiener demons gunna feast on that one.

by big balls ben May 15, 2010

crying child blueycapsules

C.C is amazing, he speaks emojis, i love him. /p

have you heard of crying child blueycapsules ?
yeah hes my favorite emoji speaker

by Vincey Toes June 2, 2022

cryping

The act of taking a crap while typing away on your laptop.

With only minutes left to finish typing his report, Mark's stomach requests him to rid of the spicy thai food he ate earlier. In an attempt to soothe both neccesities, Mark takes his laptop to the bathroom, shuts the stall door, drops trosser, opens the laptop and sphincter muscle, and continues to cryping away.

by ©m® May 5, 2006

For Crying Out Loud

A Pop Punk/Screamo band from Cape Cod, MA, sometimes referred to as '4COL.'

Fan 1: Hey, dude! Did you catch that 4COL show last weekend?
Fan 2: Yeah, bro! 'For Crying Out Loud' kicks ass!

by caribou4colfan June 7, 2009