crybaby goth blouse

a person who either (1) is gothic and a whiny cunt or (2) pretends to be gothic but is a whiny cunt

Draccs: I hate my life :(
Faun: quit bitching you crybaby goth blouse and get a chix0r
Draccs: werd

by heh March 24, 2003

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

crybaby

Someone who is known as Pratham

man, Pratham is such a crybaby

by you want to know me March 4, 2017

crymaxing

To cry while masturbating because one is thinking of one's ex.

From cry + climax.

From reddit: "My girlfriend is going to break up with me in 5 hours from now."

–remotepath 105 points 16 hours ago
please masturbate, it clears your head

–mf4633 59 points 15 hours ago
one caveat: don't think about her when you're doing it

–speedstix 33 points 10 hours ago
crymaxing is never good.

by Matti! Matti! Matti! November 24, 2011

crybaby

Extrem moronic behavior in message board.

slx is a crybaby.

by ttol November 23, 2002

Crygasim

When you reach the climax of depression when crying.

Kerry: Should we go console Marie?
Scott: No, leave her. She's having a full-on crygasim now since she found out Brian cheated on her.

by Pantalon Noir August 19, 2008

Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004