Squat Cobbler

A Squat Cobbler also known in some areas as a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish.

The squat cobbler loved having his picture taken while dressed as a baby.

by Sal T Penuz June 27, 2016

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Impeach cobbler

Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".

At the Red Hen restaurant:

Customer: "What's good for dessert?"

Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"

Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."

Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 9, 2018

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Cosby Cobbler

Related to dropping the cosby kids off at the pool, this is a noun referring to a nasty diarrhea-like shit. Imagine a peach cobbler dessert that is brown.

Dude, what the heck is that horrible smell in the bathroom?
- It's the batch of Cosby Cobbler I just whipped up!

by LouDawg August 30, 2006

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Cobblehurst

A sub-division of a neighborhood in Northern California mostly inhabited by deviants and miscreants. The area is paticular well known for obnoxiously loud barking dogs, couches left in the street, gangs of teenage holigans and overall drunken buffonery.

Did you hear about the shit that went down in Cobblehurst last night?

by Micro-man December 25, 2016

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