credit card

The Most Common Thing Kids Steal.
Especially if one belongs to a mom.

Kid 1: I just stole my mom's credit card!
Kid 2: Oh cool, now you can have unlimited robux.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ May 14, 2021

Extra Credit

An act of finishing sexual intercourse. As the man reaches his climax, he sneezes in his partner's face.

A sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 10% of an orgasm.

The orgasm plus the sneeze is 110% of a climax, thus, extra credit.

Dude: I'm about to... ah... ah... aaahchoooo!

Ho: What the fuck was that?!?!?!?!?

Dude: Extra Credit!

by Sexer-Upper June 15, 2008

Credophile

Literally "belief lover".

As for the previous poster, you fool that's not what credophile means. Credophile is an awesome term coined originally by the writer L. Sprague de Camp, in a letter to James Randi.

It's a label for those who appear particularly gullible and are particularly inclined to believe whatever claims come their way. (See Scientologist).

To quote de Camp directly,

A credophile gets positive pleasure from belief and pain from doubt... The credophile collects beliefs the way a jackdaw does nest ornaments: not for utility but for glitter. And, once having embraced a belief, it takes something more than mere disproof to make him let go.

by Submitters of Words April 20, 2011

Credit or debit?

A coded phrase used to let a friend know that they their butt crack is clearly defined by the garment they are wearing on their ass (e.g. pants, skirt, bathing suit, etc.), without letting others know the message. The association being that a wedgie resembles a card swiping machine that one would use to pay with a credit or debit card.

As Gabrielle stepped out of the pool, I noticed she had a severe wedgie. So to save my friend any embarrassment, I quickly yelled " Hey Gabrielle, credit or debit?" whereas she responded with a quick picking of the wedge.

by Bubbatoon September 5, 2011

Credit Flock

When you submit a new word or phrase to UrbanDictionary and immediately (or eventually) many other authors make a definition for it as well that is usually a horrible spin-off, a wrong version of it, or generally the same thing - they're trying to take credit for it. Usually happens to those that are deemed "word of the day". Also - irony points if it happens to this.

John: I submitted that word I made up to UrbanDictionary yesterday and immediately these three fags 'coincidentally' submitted the same word.

Gerald: You got credit flocked.

by MentalPatient August 6, 2010

ghetto credit

Street smart, credibility, or knowledgeable
beyond a person's years about living in the ghetto;growing up in a bad neighborhood or dangerous part of town

I grew up in the inner city, moved away when I was 17, I still have my ghetto credit.

I haven't lived in thehood for a long time, but I can still score a sack with my ghetto credit.

by Laura the Explora February 9, 2009

Butch Cred

(n)

An overarching category of behaviors, talents, insider knowledge, and physical attributes which describe lesbians of the butch persuasion. Also used to indicate a level of respect regarding ones abilities to possess these characteristic with authority and ease. Related to street cred

That dyke across the bar has major butch cred. That was the smoothest dyke nod I've seen.

by burgergirl May 3, 2009