creaking

The sound of the floor boards when walked on.

The floors where creaking as he walked through the house.

by KillN4ALivN November 6, 2013

Cresting

Verb.

The act of squeezing shit out of one's urethra (pee-hole) after it becomes lodged inside during anal sex. The act resembles toothpaste being squeezed from its tube.

I leared that a huge downside to anal sex was the possibility of cresting. Who wants to have to sqeeze shit out of their penis?

by LordNastius November 29, 2009

Girl cheating with another girl

This occurs when your girlfriend cheats on you with another girl. She may tell you it doesn't count because it's just a girl, but realistically, she's getting off with someone besides you.

This may include kissing, rubbing(scissoring), licking, sharing a dildo or vibrator, masturbating for each other or masturbating to each other masturbating.

Brian: "I caught my girl cheating with another girl."

Jimmy: "Damn, and you dumped her?"

Brian: "Hell yeah. She tried to tell me it's just a girl! but honestly, she was having intimate relations with another person..."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know what you mean, that's messed up."

by XBF4EVERDECK March 16, 2010

cheating

having fun, see example below:

"I was having fun with bob's test answers." "I was having fun with your best friend." "I was having fun in that video game."

by The Evil One April 7, 2005

cheating

1. What the rich and powerful do.
2. What you have done at one point or another in your life.

Cheating usually breaks the rules. Cheating also consists of lying most times in order to get what is desired. This is why cheaters live in the land of milk and honey and the honest/book smart are just barely getting by.

Name any person who is successful, rich, or powerful and I guarantee you they "cheated" in some way to get there.

Here are a few examples:

Christopher Columbus (Rapist)
Enron
Richard Nixon (Watergate)
Ronald Reagan (Drug Dealer, Reaganomics)
George Bush Sr. and Jr. (Oil, Terrorism)
Bill Gates (Windows)
Solomon Smith and Barney
Dick Cheney
Donald Trump
Martha Stewart (Insider Trading)
Milli Vanilli (Lip Syncing)
Vanilla Ice (Making money off David Bowie and Mc Hammer)
Tonya Harding (Conspiracy to harm Nancy Kerrigan)
P. Diddy (Theft/Overuse of samples, Bribery)
Kanye West (Overuse of samples)
Any successful mainstream rapper
You
Me

by Black Oasis March 9, 2007

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by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

cheating

Getting extra marks for cunning.

"I hear the teacher caught you cheating on the test"
"Yeah, apparently they don't allow extra marks for cunning."

by Sqrrl101 May 7, 2005