bitches come crawling

A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.

Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"

Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."

by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019

Cut and Crawl

Another name for the classic "Comb-Over" Haircut

Our Sales Manager can't seem to face the fact that he is balding so when he goes to the barber, he asks for the "Cut and Crawl"

by [e-mail] March 29, 2015

Routson crawl

The Routson crawl is very much like a reptile without legs. It is a slithering motion usually found occurring in tall grass or a wooded area. The Routson crawl usually precipitates a strike against a human in the form of discipline and without merit in an effort to exercise authority or dominance.

I saw that Routson crawl you just made.

by EastsideFireman December 7, 2021

crawling with

full of

'Cause this city is crawling with dirty cops.

by CyberPM November 10, 2022

booty crawl

Something far more sexy than a pub crawl.

Jon: Let's go on a pub crawl.
James: Nah dude, I'm going on a booty crawl tonight.
Jon: Oh yeeeeeeah!

by Don FunOne January 19, 2014

No Deal Bar Crawl

(n.) a failure in friend group politics; when two parties fail to come to an agreement about how a night on the town should play out.

Like in a No Deal Brexit scenario, parties involved in the bar crawl face a severance in relations for the evening, splitting into respective factions. Each must rely on texting outside friends to survive.

Luke wants downtown but Anna says uptown.
Looks like we're headed for a No Deal Bar Crawl.

by nolandc September 12, 2019

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023