Convoluted

The best word ever, only to be used incorrectly in everyday conversation

Jeremy: My toaster just exploded.
Sarah: Wow. That's convoluted.

by singitupp June 2, 2010

convo jack

While someone(Person A) is talking to another person(B) on AOL Instant Messenger, one(C) or more parties(D) interrupt their conversation by sending the first(A) person an im, getting a part of the conversation the first meant to sent to the other(B)

PersonA: HI!
PersonB: hey baby
PersonA: im gonna ditch my friends today, lets go hang ou-
(interrupted by convo jacker)
PersonC: yo are you coming out with us tonight

PersonA presses enter, and a mess ensues

by vein01 April 25, 2006

corcoise

the carcass of a porpoise.
a porpoise carcass.

after drinking 8 shots of absinthe and a bunch of ketamine, i somehow woke up on the coast of nicaragua laying in a corcoise.

by chester January 14, 2004

Convo Scout

One who gets into a dispute between two people, becomes aquainted with one of the people (Person 1), recieves their view on the situation they are in, and tells the other person (Person 2) what Person 1 said. This usually results in a fight, or a huge bitch fit.

Dwayne: Yeah bro, Rob was trying to steal my girlfriend, thats why I busted his teeth in.

Convo Scout: *walks up to Rob* Yo man, Dwayne says you wuz tryin to steal his girl! What you gonna say 'bout that?

by Yung Walrus January 16, 2009

convotexting

having a conversation via text instead of verbal

what's up with the damn convotexting generation?apparently texts speak louder than talking.

by xsis January 29, 2009

convo dud

when your conversation is dull or all of the sudden someone says something to kill it.

dude! convo dud.

i know i suck.

by awesomenessssssssi know January 17, 2011

corno job

A "Corno Job" is a Brazilian expression that defines one or more tedious and usually long tasks.

It's been half translated from the Portuguese expression "Trabalho de Corno" and is widely used in this language.

Painting this whole house will be a corno job.

My wife made me go to the supermarket, wash the car, take the dog to the vet and visit her mother. A real corno job.

by renamedbr March 15, 2017