Combat Pussy

(noun): Refers to female sexual prowess on par with the fighting abilities of a seasoned combat veteran. This black belt in the martial art of fucking cannot be acquired by reading a book, studying porn, or even from frequent intercourse, even though all of these may be elements of combat-pussy training. A female can only get combat pussy by devoting herself to fucking as if it were a vocation or calling. Only after vast on-the-job training and real-world experience does she become a Warrior of Fuck, a Special Fucking Forces Agent of Sloppy Ops.

Much more than a mere "good lay," a female in possession of combat pussy fucks on a whole different level, and may be insulted by requests for ordinary sex acts, since they are like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

A man (or woman) who is fucked by a female with combat pussy may experience blackouts, irregular heartbeat, convulsions and vomiting; it may also result in Post-Fuckmatic Stress Disorder (PFSD), flashbacks, anal bleeding, penile epilepsy accompanied by sudden spunking, spontaneous lactation, swamp ass, and Jangly Chalkballs Syndrome (resulting in ejaculation of a white, powdery dust instead of semen).

Man: "Say, why don't you suck my dick, baby?"
Woman: "Dick sucking's for babies. I don't suck dick--I got combat pussy."

Later: "Holy shit. Hand me your wallet--my dick's having a grand mal seizure. Where am I? Why does my asshole look like an entrance wound? Damn, that lady had combat pussy mos def."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Fart Combat

like a karate styled hand moevement, to blow of unwated odours.

"going into fart combat, when some trys to fart on you or around you"

by Rachel Mck July 13, 2006

Combat

What Marine Grunts (Infantryman) see on a daily basis in Iraq and Shitghanistan (Afghanistan). What Marine POGs (Non-Infantryman) claim to see when they get deployed but they never leave the wire and sit on the FOB (base inside the wire where they are protected) the entire time with the Army, Navy, and Air Force. But they will sure talk shit when they get home like they did something trying to score some pussy. Don't let them fool you girls. If you are not a Marine Infantryman (0311, 0321, 0331, 0341, 0351, 0352) or a Navy Corpsman (8404) and even the Staff and Officers... sometimes (0302, 0306, 0369) then you ain't shit.

Marine Infantryman 1: "Man, do you know what I hate worse than POGs claiming to have seen combat?"

Marine Infantryman 2: "What?"

Marine Infantryman 1: "The Air Force. What the fuck do they do?"

by GruntLife July 10, 2011

Combat 18

Combat Group Adolf Hitler. A group of NeoNazis dedicated to physical attacks on their opponents. Their slogan is "Let Them Hate As Long As They Fear". However, specialise in throwing bricks through people's windows and beating up pensioners. Whenever they've been faced with actual opposition they've wet themselves and run away.

Combat 18? More like Combat 16. Combat Group Arthur Fowler.

by Scuzz September 8, 2008

Combat Arms

The most awesomeest game released by Nexon. Currently has 7 game modes, Elimination (Team vs Team), Elimination Pro (Team vs Team, only once you die you don't respawn), Quarantine (Humans vs Zombies), One Man Army (Player vs Player), Spy Hunt (collect the Intel and transmit it, also Spy vs Spy vs Player), and Fireteam (Co-Op mode). It's really awesome, if it weren't for the n00bs who shout "HACKER!!!111!!!1 IMA REPORT JOO!!!!1!"

*Nut Shot!*

Player 2: OMG HACKER
Player 1: Haha if you say so

Typical Combat Arms mathces

by JoeMcAwesome December 7, 2009

Madness combat

The game your parents doesn't let you play because of its violence

Hey mom can i have madness combat 2?Mom:hell no its to violent! Me:Bitch giveme it or else ill rape you

by Madness combat March 6, 2019

combatibate

(transitive and intransitive verb) The process of bonding with other people in order to become comfortable in their presence; to become compatible with other people. First created by American golfer Boo Weekley during the Ryder Cup in September, 2008.

"I will combatibate with my fellow American golfers so we can win the Ryder Cup."

by Quotefall Puzzles November 3, 2008