copblocking

blocking another person from trying to holla at someone

man chill with all dat son, you be copblocking like sh!t

by misz_capricorn November 10, 2007

Cockblockese

Sign language that women use to each other to cockblock you when they huddle up across the room. See also disconnect, flip off.

It sounds like they are talking about the weather, but that waitress is speaking cockblockese to that stripper about Johnny.

by See you on the field March 28, 2005

Anti-cockblock Brigade

A Group of individuals dedicated to the extinction and eradication of cockblocking entirely.

Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"

Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"

by ACBBGuy1 December 8, 2009

Status Cockblock

When you post a witty status update that you know is gonna kill, and seconds later someone posts something about their dead (insert loved one/pet here) or about some earthquake in a third world country and totally steals your thunder.

I had a great status update and she commented about her stupid dead cat and totally status cockblocked me!

by Tippy_CJM July 22, 2010

clockblocking

When you have a watch and don't tell someone the time when they really want to know for no reason what so ever.

Andrew: Hey Jake, what time is it?

Jake: (has a watch) I have no idea...sorry

Andrew: Come on man don't be clockblocking me

by Boof Casper August 22, 2011

cockblock

A person who blocks the 'cock' from reaching its intended destination.

Stop being such a cockblock, he's trying to 'bag' her.

by apparentlymyname isbeingusedby January 26, 2009

CockBlock

A buddy that is pure repulsive to the ladies to the extent that his presence prevents you from getting any action.

"I hate going out with George, he is such a CockBlock!"

"I was just talking to a gang of hotties who were gagging for my cock and then George came over and and they all said they had to catch a taxi. I was practically guaranteed some tang, George is such a CockBlock man!"

by Hentsep Renge March 3, 2009